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Project Rungay

September 13, 2006

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Here are the 10 things that make Runway the gayest show on TV! (Even gayer than "Good Morning America"!)

10. ANDRAE'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! Was there anything more grand than watching Season 2 designer Andrae Gonzalo's reactions to every little thing? He is a one man cutaway-machine!

9. AUTHORITY FIGURES! Excuse me, but on what other show are all the male authority figures gay homosexual manlovers? I can't think of one. So Tim and Michael, you rule the school, and the tube!

8. KAYNE! What do you get when you throw pageants and rhinestones and fierce determination and Dolly Parton and hob nobs in a blender? Kayne Gillaspie! The boy knows how to fit clothes on a woman, too.

7. HAIR AND MAKEUP MONTAGE! Just when you think you're going to flatline before the Runway show comes a :30 explosion of Tresseme and L'Oreal with some hot makeup and hair boys (Bata and Ralphie) thrown in! This way to beauty!

6. REFERENCES! The vocab of Runway directly correlates with that of your fave Splash bartenders: Empire Waist, A-line, Marilyn, Diana Ross, Chartreuse, Dolce, Fierce, Heidi, Bandeau, Boring, Jet-Set, Red Carpet, Costumey.........

5. NINA Some people call her Meana Garcia, I call her a fierce gay icon. "It is inherently not pleasing!"

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Jon wrote:

Roberts fashions were just ordinary. They did not show much imagination and seemed to be copied from memory. I think he should have been eliminated earlier however he is good to look at.

posted on September 18, 2006 at 6:05 PM

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