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My Lost L.A. Weekend

November 20, 2006

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Knowing what a weird weekend I had, I'm warning y'alls now that today's blog will be like reading an insane Cindy Adams column where names come out of nowhere and it only barely makes sense.

Friday night I walked out of Bravo, fighting what feels at this moment to be a premature Christmas Cult loitering by the Rock Center tree. I was on my way to the Tibor de Nagy Gallery on Fifth Avenue and got diverted by the candy that lured me into the Abercrombie flagship store. How was I the last to know that there are half naked model/sculpture/pod people in the entryway sending out laser rays to get you in the door?

I went in and found myself deeply considering A/F hoodies and washboards before coming to consciousness and remembering the sadness that will befall me should I wear A/F as an adult. The naked model/pod people don't seem to be for sale, by the way.

I hit it to the Tibor de Nagy Gallery for the opening of Patricia Broderick's show. She's Matthew Broderick's mother and a very talented artist; if I try to describe the paintings I will potentially make an ass of myself. I am poor at describing art and feel like I am either dumb or marginalizing it or both. But I liked the paintings a lot. I noticed that many of them were on loan from Horton Foote, who has been a big champion of her work for years.

The seas parted when Senator and President Clinton showed up - both of them looking like million dollar bills. Well, I mean, he did for sure.... and I liked it that her hair was not "done". He is a superstar rockstar. They spent about 25 minutes there and deftly wandered around and casually shook hands and mingled. I am completely starstruck by the former Prezzy, as was everyone in the room. I think he is a genius and that his hands are smaller than they should be. And I think I don't care if he did filthy, dirty things with Monica Lewinsky, but I still do occasionally think about the two of them.

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You're a nut. ;)

posted on November 21, 2006 at 4:53 PM

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