Naomi Judd is a Medical Miracle

January 09, 2007

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I have been watching a lot of TV the last 24 hours and would like to share my archaeological findings with you all.

Sunday I caught ten minutes of "The Fame Game" and if you are interested in hurling yourself into a deep, dark depression -- this show is for you. There is nothing sadder than this show. Not Bindi Irwin or the plight of Laura Bush. Nothing. See for yourself.

Rosie was good on "The View" yesterday. She said she wasn't going to talk about Trump and then did for fifteen minutes. She said she knows she's fat so SHE didn't mind him calling her that but what he really did was insult the millions of fat American ladies who watch her (and now won't watch "The Apprentice"). I thought she was going to point out that he is kind of fat himself, but I guess you can't call someone fat right back. Who helped her strategize, Karl Rove?

Did anyone see "Gay, Straight or Taken" last night? It reminded me of "Entertainment Tonight" in that both shows say something and then repeat themselves about every 20 seconds. You can watch them on fastforward at 2x the speed and still follow the show because it's action, then a rehash, then action, then a rehash. It is truly TV for dumb people, perhaps making them dumber along the way! (And if you are thinking right about now that, say, "The Real Housewives of Orange County" might make you dumb, you'd be wrong.)

In any case, I guessed the gay guy in the first episode of "Gay, Straight or Taken" and (spoiler alert if you have it saved on your TiVoDVR) it was Lorenzo. The main reason that I think Lorenzo was gay, besides that he's Brazilian, is that I think he was on that genius Fox show "Playing it Straight." I am sure I'm wrong and that Lifetime wouldn't have cast him on their version of the very same show.

Speaking of unadulterated flaming idiots, I caught 10 minutes of the always insane Naomi Judd on Larry King last night. That lady spits out more crap per second than is imaginable. In the first two minutes I watched, she revealed that she is "learning how to say no," that "no is a complete sentence" and that she's trying desperately to teach that pearl to Wynonna.

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