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The Great Equalizer

March 20, 2007

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If you're looking for me, I am at jury duty at 111 Centre Street. Everybody is here today, too! All of Manhattan walks through these doors.

The crazy lady in the pink hat with buttons on her coat is here and across the aisle from me! The hot Wall Street dude is present, freshly showered, and mad as hell! The oldest of old ladies I have ever seen made it, too! And that woman with the unbeweavable weave is right in front of me, so I have extra time to figure out if it is Shear Genius!

The lady who doesn't speak a word of English is here even though we told her that if she can't understand, we think she can get out of serving. But, guess what, she couldn't understand us!

Also present is the pretty blonde lady in really high boots who definitely has somewhere better to be and is here by mistake. She is terrifying. I am sure she was called by mistake there's no way she should be here with us. She is better than me and everybody!

We all watched the "Intro to Jury Duty" welcome video narrated by Ed Bradley and another by Diane Sawyer. Is there anybody who gets to jury duty and watches that film who isn't sidetracked by the tragedy of Ed Bradley's passing? It seemed to me that no one was actually listening to the video.

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