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Eight Things To Say

April 27, 2007

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1. My Mom emailed me and said yesterday's blog about Jennifer Aniston's boobs was sexist. I didn't mean for it to be, Mom. You know that I think that women are really good cooks and stuff. Just kidding. I really didn't mean to be sexist.

2. I hope you all saw the disclaimer at the end of "Shear Genius" that said something to the effect of "using garden shears to cut hair is not recommended." We're serious - don't do it, no matter how badly the temptation to emulate Evangelin. I know it's hard, baby. I know.

3. Is it a shock that ABC couldn't come to a deal with Rosie? Is it the truth? She either can't look at Barbara again after being sold down the river and lied to, or she really couldn't make a deal. I heard she wants to do a Donahue-type show which I think is not a good idea. I don't want to see Ro unchallenged. Bad idea. It's a bummer because she made The View must-see TV. Oh and I also like her video blogs where she answers questions while she's getting her hair done in the dressing room.

4. I missed the big "American Idol Gives Back" concert that I had no desire to see. Bravo Exec Cori Abraham went. That's what people do here in LA. They go to "Idol." At 5. She said Kelly Clarkson wasn't great. By the way, Cori is an EP on the Paula Abdul reality show. So she knows where Brian Dunkleman is buried.

5. Today we tape the "Work Out" Reunion. At rehearsal yesterday, my tap shoes busted and I sprained my ankle. So I am out of the tap number. But I can still do the kicks in the "Let Us Entertain You" routine. Speaking of entertaining, I want the two of you to know that I do know that no one (but me) is entertained by my jokes about dance numbers in the "Work Out" Reunion Show.

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