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August And Everything After: The Hamptons 6 and 7

September 03, 2007

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As Labor Day weekend winds down, we're finishing up our roll-out of "How you Desperately Want to Spend Next Summer, by Andy Cohen." Enjoy

The Hamptons, Park Six: Bad Breath and Such

This weekend proved two things about hard core socializing:

1. Nonstop interaction with people is made more bearable when in close proximity to a sparklin' ocean. Stop, drop, and roll in said ocean every fourth hour for a recharge!

2. People have bad breath and I probably do too. I am overly sensitive to people's breath in the first place and thus wonder if I may just be smellin’ my own stank... Bottom line is that it don't matter if you're a king or a socialite or a supermodel, you probably at one point or another have had a date with Hally Tosis and I've smelled spoiled french toast coming out of your fire-breathing facehole.

I ate so much this weekend it's a wonder my fat fingers can type on this wee blackberry. (And lord knows what my breath is doing…)Friday night we went to the Palm and gorged. Gorged.

Saturday was actually "Super Saturday" in the Hamptons. "Super Saturday" is a fashion bacchanalia where hundreds of designers sell fashion at very reduced prices to benefit the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund.

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