Thursday is For Whores

July 10, 2008

It is a BEAUTIFUL day in New York City!

And it is a beautiful and hilarious episode of Kathy Griffin tonight. We really should be promoting it as "A Very Special Bear Episode" as Team Kathy goes deep into the 'bear' community! We've gotten a lot of enthusiastic emails from bears over the years celebrating Tom Colicchio as an unofficial Bear Mascot, but if you've ever wanted to know more about da bears, tonight is your night! As I watched this episode a while back it made me realize why I love Kathy's show; it is 100% original. You don't see a lot of other shows doing what Kathy does.

Last night was a party at Tenjune to celebrate the launch of "Date My Ex". Jo and Slade were there along with scores of hot hetero singles, all drinking Jo-tinis. (I don't know if the drinks were called Jo-tinis, I think I made that up.)

Nicole from "Shear Genius" was there and told me that she'd done Jo's hair for the evening. She was looking for Rene, but I believe that beauteous Danish Pastry is out of the country. Did any of you see "Shear" last night by the way? I had a sweet spot for Matthew from the moment we cast him. He's not only talented but he has a very sweet stuttery stammer that is endearing. He was talking so much about his wife last night and how amazing it would be to return to her, that everyone in the "Shear" salon was saying that his wife must be va-va-va-voom. I met her at our Times Square event and, guess what, she is.

My friend Mike is in St. Louis and must've read my blog yesterday about how cookoo the NY POST was because he sent me an article from the St. Louis POST-DISPATCH about a diabetic lady in that area who has no feeling in her feet. Seems the gal took a nap and awoke to find that her dog had bitten off her big toe whilst she slept. Adorable!

I also wrote yesterday about all the whores who are getting reality shows and making statements in the paper, and was amused to read today on Towleroad that the whore that busted preacher Ted Haggart has refused 500k to appear on "Moment of Truth". So maybe he's not so much of a whore after all? That is amazing that this whore turned down money to go on that show, but accepted money to... be a whore. The line is always changing for whores, I guess.

Whores, they're just like US!

CAB REPORT: My driver did not want my POST or my TIMES today so I had to throw them out elsewhere. It is very hard to find trashcans in the plaza at Rock Center on account of terrorists, ya'll, so it is helpful when the cabbies want to read my papes. The fare was $11.30 and I gave him $1.70 tip and he DID thank me.