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Summer '08 Memories...

August 29, 2008

Time for a moment of Zen about the last few months... I spent my summer riding a high from my 40th birthday in June. It never really went away. Here are some other random Summer '08 vibes:

** the summer on Bravo began with the A LIST AWARDS. I am still grateful that's over and turned out so great... That show was a bear, but ending the night at Florent with the "Real Housewives of Orange County" made it special...

** The NYT loves to write a yearly think piece pondering the 'song of the summer'. Mine was one they didn't even mention - ESTELLE's "American Boy". (Maybe it was the song of the spring?) Who cares if her teeth are insane - her songs are great!

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Christian

August 27, 2008

I am floating around Greece and bummed to be missing the Shear Genius Finale, but the after-show will sew on tonight with Christian Siriano hosting. I caught up with the Runway winner last week to talk about his personal style.

Bunion

August 26, 2008

On my list of fave entertainers you will find the Lady Bunny. She's a drag superstar vanguard who started in Atlanta with roomies RuPaul and Flotilla DeBarge, the Queen of Large. She went on to mount many successful off-off Broadway one woman shows, founded Wigstock, and DJ'd at both my 30th and 40th Birthday parties. I am crazy for this queen! (And, as you will see, boy can she TALK...)

Spike

August 25, 2008

Now that Sexy Sam is engaged, TC: Chicago's Spike is nipping at the crown as most eligible Top Chef alum.

Spike applied to compete on "Top Chef Miami", and then gave it another shot when he wasn't cast. Aren't we all the better for his tenacity? Aren't the people on Capitol Hill lucky that Spike opened a burger joint in their hood? And aren't we happy that we can celebrate Monday with him on a videoblog?

Runway Lovers

August 22, 2008

It is not headline news that Wesley and Daniel are cuckoo for each other! But when Runway's lean, young, mock-boot and slim-pant-wearing gays spent 29 of the 30 minute After-Show holding hands, I couldn’t resist keeping them for a few minutes of extra videoblog chatting to go deep about their burgeoning love.

Fun With Sean and Kelli

August 20, 2008

Tonight is one of my top 5 Runway challenges in all 5 seasons of the show, and right afterwords we'll be celebrating live on Bravotv.com with the eliminated designer, Drag Legend the Lady Bunny and a special guest. Email your questions to watchwhathappens@bravotv.com.

Last week we were live with hockey star Sean Avery and auf'd Kelli Martin, and the result was pure insanity. Check it out as we spread the love on a little videoblog from after the show...

Sunrise N' Aviators

August 19, 2008

I am still out at the beach. Check out this sunrise that the Lord whipped up this morning...

And Check out what RayBan Aviators look like after the Lord makes you mistakenly run over them with your vehicle:

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Summer Monday Word Jumble

August 18, 2008

It is Monday morning, which means two things: "Date My Ex" is on tonight, and my mind is in a jumble. Thus:

** Was I the only one who had zero interest in the Beijing Olympics
a few weeks ago and is now fully hooked and engaged? I watched Friday night's swimming with an American fashion icon who was trying to tell me that the swimmers are FAT. "Look at all their SKIN!" he kept
saying. Um, this is why there are skeletons walking the runways of
the world.

By the way, there was a piece on NPR the other day saying that all the commentators are mispronouncing "Bay-JING" as and Ameri-french-esque "Bay-SHING".

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Friday Foam

August 15, 2008

Whenever I run into TOP CHEF's unforgettable Heat Miser, Marcel Vigneron, I am overcome with amazement.

I am amazed by his hair. I am amazed by his compactness. I am amazed by his raps. I am amazed by his foam. I am amazed by his wordiness. I am amazed he almost didn't get cast. I am amazed by his last name. I am amazed by his enormous eyes. I am amazed that I watched the TC finale with he and Ilan and then hosted a live post-show that resulted in one of the most awkward nights evah.

Anyway, he stopped by my dorm room the other day and I thought our chat might be just the amuse bouche to kick off a mid-Aug weekend... (I might be wrong...)

Thursday Waits For No One

August 14, 2008

It is only fitting that after last night's shocking elimination (people wondered what the judges were on), we had an equally shocking after-show.

Miss Kelly Martin is a FIRECRACKER! Hockey superstar - and superstar hottie – Mr. Sean Avery was a fitting companion for the now-redheaded F-bomb dropping auf'd gal.

We played two games: "Gay, Straight, or Metrosexual" and "Word Association". Sean didn't know what "poppers" are and Kelly had never heard of Michael Phelps! Michael Phelps!

"Sue me for never watching the f--ing olympics," she chirped, in her third and final drop of the F-bomb.

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Z Is For Zoila

August 13, 2008

How psyched am I for tonight's Runway post-show? We'll not only chat with the auf'd designer, but NHL sensation, metrosexual, fashionista, superhotty SEAN AVERY will be our special guest. Avery is on page 6 every other day, and made headlines when he interned at VOGUE. He is a 21st century man and he is all yours tonight, so email us your questions and tune in live After The Sew.

(BTW, the stylists will be making over each other's mom's on "Shear Genius" so you're gonna want to see that, too...)

What did you think of last night's "Flipping Out" reunion? I had a blast with that kooky krew. I am so happy that Jeff allowed us to auction off the portrait of Zoila, with all the proceeds going right to her! Have you bid yet??? Click HERE to bid. Here is a picture of it:

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Monday Meander

August 11, 2008

It is raining like krazy this morning and I feel like watching the Olympics under some 'shmere and pondering Bob Costas' hair.

The beach was a triumph this weekend...

Saturday afternoon Troy asked me if I was going to the benefit for Madonna's charity. I told him I was going as a friend's plus-one to a party for Mariah's marriage. We were bemused in the realization that there were competing diva parties within one mile of each other.

I was quietly speculating that if Madge was going to a charity thing then she'd certainly stop by the Mariah thing when she was through. This was based on zero info or intel.

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Supermodel Ben

August 08, 2008

What happens when half of "Bronnie" shows up at your office with his wife? You shoot a videoblog and make a wee Friday treat..

Real Estate Porn

August 05, 2008

Greetings from LA where I'm spending the day with "Flipping Out" maniacs Jeff, Jenny, Ryan and Zoila taping the reunion which will air next week. Let's not get ahead of the real event though, tonight's "Flippin" Finale followed by the premiere of "Million Dollar Listing".

You are gonna love season two of MDL. We follow three young LA real estate turks as they spray their RealtorMagic all over town, closing multi million dollar deals along the way. It is great real estate porn and some insane drama along the way. It is produced by the folks at World Of Wonder, so you know it's gotta be good. Let me know what you think, and thanks to those of you who posted questions for Jeff and Co. yesterday; I'll ask them today!

As it is across America, it is summer in Los Angeles. (Duh.) I feel like I am in the wrong place at the wrong time. I don't get summer in LA. I feel like nobody's here. Or like nobody's supposed to be here. Last night at the Sunset Tower, I overheard someone saying some bad shit about "Real People" ClassicLady Sarah Purcell. Do people stop talking about real celebs during the summer in LA? (Btw I would rather hear about Sarah Purcell and Skip Stephenson than Eva Longoria Porker at this point).

What I didn't comment on yesterday is the INSANE story of Nikki (the loveable fatty from the "Hairspray" movie) Blonsky versus the girl from "America's Next Top Model". Did you hear about it?!

Apparently there was a war between the Blonsky family and the Model-girl's family at the Turks and Caicos airport over the Blonsky's alleged unwillingness to move their luggage from some gateside chairs. This war turned into a race war of some kind and now Nikki's dad is in the SLAMMER, Nikki is in a neck brace, and there are more injuries but I can't remember the whole story.

And oh Lord as I type this I am remembering that Blonsky took part in the A-List Awards charity fashion show! And that she was very lovely. And she wore Malan Bretan from Taiwan. And now she's a hair hopping, Golden Globe nominated CONVICT! Her DADDY is in THE CLINK!

I don't imagine there are many glasses clinking over at Madonna's pad, what with NEW YORK MAG doing a cover story diagramming the current state of her current face. I guess if you're Madonna and you get a few tweaks you have to expect that the facelift is basically public domain.

CAB REPORT: I didn't take a cab today but someone is coming to pick me up to take me to Jeff Lewis. I don't think it will be a noteworthy ride. I just have a feeling.

Weird Weekend

August 04, 2008

I am on a plane bound for LA where Jeff Lewis and Jenni are standing by to hear your questions for the "Flipping Out Reunion" we're taping tomorrow. (It will air next Tuesday.) If you have any last minute stuff you are dying to know from Jeff, post it below and I will take a look at the end of today.

I don't know what kind of weird vibes were in the air this past weekend but I got hammered with ca-ca all over the place.

On Friday, after five faithful years, my Powerbook completely crashed. I went into a panic about getting my stuff back (!) and about needing to watch lotsa cuts online over the weekend, for which I was dependent on my compooter. I made contact with my computer guy who talked me off the ledge, while Anthony grabbed a new Macbook Pro.

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