Real Estate Porn

August 05, 2008

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Greetings from LA where I'm spending the day with "Flipping Out" maniacs Jeff, Jenny, Ryan and Zoila taping the reunion which will air next week. Let's not get ahead of the real event though, tonight's "Flippin" Finale followed by the premiere of "Million Dollar Listing".

You are gonna love season two of MDL. We follow three young LA real estate turks as they spray their RealtorMagic all over town, closing multi million dollar deals along the way. It is great real estate porn and some insane drama along the way. It is produced by the folks at World Of Wonder, so you know it's gotta be good. Let me know what you think, and thanks to those of you who posted questions for Jeff and Co. yesterday; I'll ask them today!

As it is across America, it is summer in Los Angeles. (Duh.) I feel like I am in the wrong place at the wrong time. I don't get summer in LA. I feel like nobody's here. Or like nobody's supposed to be here. Last night at the Sunset Tower, I overheard someone saying some bad shit about "Real People" ClassicLady Sarah Purcell. Do people stop talking about real celebs during the summer in LA? (Btw I would rather hear about Sarah Purcell and Skip Stephenson than Eva Longoria Porker at this point).

What I didn't comment on yesterday is the INSANE story of Nikki (the loveable fatty from the "Hairspray" movie) Blonsky versus the girl from "America's Next Top Model". Did you hear about it?!

Apparently there was a war between the Blonsky family and the Model-girl's family at the Turks and Caicos airport over the Blonsky's alleged unwillingness to move their luggage from some gateside chairs. This war turned into a race war of some kind and now Nikki's dad is in the SLAMMER, Nikki is in a neck brace, and there are more injuries but I can't remember the whole story.

And oh Lord as I type this I am remembering that Blonsky took part in the A-List Awards charity fashion show! And that she was very lovely. And she wore Malan Bretan from Taiwan. And now she's a hair hopping, Golden Globe nominated CONVICT! Her DADDY is in THE CLINK!

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