Christmas Is Melancholy

December 03, 2008

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Do you care to guess what book this Lady is reading? This lady who I saw on the subway last night? This gal is ENGROSSED in a Joan Collins book. So I love that. She didn't see me take this picture. How could she, what with the drama unfurling on the pages of her "book". I'm all for it.

Last night was a sweet Bravo Karaoke Holiday celebration that featured all of us eating bready foods singing our faces off in front of each other. And now we have to face the same people this morning, without microphones or booze. I did a very poor job singing "Endless Love" with Francesca Sullivan. The whole thing was my fault because I made her be Lionel and she was used to the Diana part. (I am always Diana so there really was no option...) It was not amazing but she redeemed herself later and so did a ton of my co-workers who have incredible voices! I did not.

The Christmas tree camper family people are back!

You recall the delightful family from somewhere far away who live in their camper on the corner of Jane Street and sell Christmas trees they grow all year, right?? Well they are back and there are many of them and they're shacked up in that camper and I saw one of the filthy - I mean ADORABLE - kids this morning throwing some foodstuffy wrapper in the can on the corner. And I mean I don't want to be a scrooge and I hate to ask this again but where are these people bathing again???? I forgot. Is there a shower onboard or is it a whore's bath type of thing?

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