Episode 3: All Your Gaydar Are Belong To Us

October 31, 2007

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I'll dive right into it, as there is a lot of ground to cover in this particular episode. The boys are in the backyard, laughing, joking, and smiling. One of them is Michael who was nearly eliminated last episode by James. There's a distinct whiff of Europeanism to Michael. I feel like he's from Greece. Michael tells the boy that he's bisexual. He is from Greece!

Brief aside: Maybe you don't realize how depressing it is to hear gay guys begrudgingly own up to having slept with a woman. I spent every waking moment of my life trying to get laid (and also not succeeding!). Michael just forced it out of his teeth as if naming communist sympathizers.

Next we are alerted to a development in the boy's house. Brian H. is digging on Dan. Going in, this was the major flaw of "Boy Meets Boy". How is it that all these hot guys aren't clawing all over each other when James isn't around? The closest comparison I can make would be having a bunch of chicks from Girls Gone Wild compete with me the prize -- by the end, it'd be as if I didn't exist.

Brian H. informs us of his impending crush on Dan. He hasn't found a boy that he really likes in a long time and now, with James and Dan, he's suddenly found two. Dan shows off his bare ass in the shower and makes some comments alluding to the cuteness of Brian's "trail". Whatever. He's not gay; I'm still not sold.

Turns out the boys are going on another expedition with James -- fun activities time, I’m calling it. Brian H. says, “You never know what we might see today.”

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