“Do I look like I’m dying?” Elizabeth Taylor asked Larry King last night. “Do I look or sound like I have Alzheimer’s?”
Ladies and gentlemen reading OUTzone: Don’t answer that question. Cleopatra looks and sounds as twisted-amazing as the day she donned her first pound of eyeliner.
The 74-year-old visited King to dispute a National Enquirer article June 5 with the headline: “Liz Alzheimer’s Tragedy.”
“Oh, my God. Am I dead, am I alive?” an exasperated Taylor said. King point out that Taylor was using a wheelchair. “My back has been chronically bad since I was a teenager,” she explained.
As long as she doesn’t go visiting Michael Jackson in Bahrain, Iraq, or Syria — Where is he hiding? — then all is well in the world of Liz.


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