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Beefcake Alert: Costner + Kutcher

September 29, 2006

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20060929_guardian_260x220.jpgLast week the cinema satisfied our homosexual urges bywith Jackass.

This week, another pseudo-straight movie will be getting our rocks off. The Guardian starring Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher is surely the White Squall of 2006.

Even if the reviews are mediocre – “a slow boat ride to Anchorage, standard-issue heroics and flavorless dialogue gone stale long before the movie arrives at the big, valorous finish” -- we are salivating over this.

“Men hurling themselves into peril to save others in Alaska's churning waters.”

Water. Wet clothes. Hot men. What else do we need?

Costner plays a legendary Coast Guard rescue swimmer who takes on a temporary assignment training recruits, with Kutcher as his arrogant but promising protege.

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