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Last week the cinema satisfied our homosexual urges bywith Jackass.
This week, another pseudo-straight movie will be getting our rocks off. The Guardian starring Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher is surely the White Squall of 2006.
Even if the reviews are mediocre – “a slow boat ride to Anchorage, standard-issue heroics and flavorless dialogue gone stale long before the movie arrives at the big, valorous finish” -- we are salivating over this.
“Men hurling themselves into peril to save others in Alaska's churning waters.”
Water. Wet clothes. Hot men. What else do we need?
Costner plays a legendary Coast Guard rescue swimmer who takes on a temporary assignment training recruits, with Kutcher as his arrogant but promising protege.


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hedge roll destroy - that is all that player is capable of wrote:
Very nice! I'm putting you at my favourits. when round is plane it will loose chips
posted at October 27, 2006 03:54 AM
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