Shemar Moore Doth Protesteth

July 20, 2007

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Shemar Moore is not gay! Will you all just freaking relax? He is sooo not gay. And a little wet romp in the ocean off of a gay nude beach does not a gay boy make. Isn’t that right Queerty? Besides he was with two chicks at the time. It’s not his fault they totally got cropped out of the picture … is it? Well, don’t take our word for it. Just read the latest In Touch magazine:

“People find it interesting to try and make me gay,” says Shemar. “I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough got cut out of the picture. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach … We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!”

The beach in question was located in Hawaii. The pictures were snapped by a National Enquirer photog and subsequently landed all over the internet.

We think we know what happened here. Shemar was in Hawaii and took in a Prince concert. And Prince was probably all like, “Come and ride my motorcycle Shemar.” Shemar was probably, “I got two awesome chicks Prince. What about them?” Then Prince says, “That’s okay. But I guess you don’t want to host my new game show on the LOGO network.”

So Shemar and Prince get on his purple motorcycle (natch) and Shemar yells out above the thrall of the wind and the engine, “So tell me more about this … game show?” To which Prince responds as he pulls over onto the (gay) beach, “ Well, it’s yours if you want it but first you’ll have to pass initiation.”

“What initiation?” asks Shemar, star of the CBS drama “Criminal Minds.”

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