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Dude Looks Like A Lawsuit

July 24, 2007

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Steven Tyler has a reality show?

We're only teasing of course. There is, however, a new reality show, this time on FOX. It's called "There's Something About Miriam" and will begin airing Halloween, in accordance with Wiccan law. Either that's the reason or its because Halloween is the one time of year all of straight America wants to look their transsexual best.

The pitch? A group of guys vie for the attention (and affection?) of a pretty young lady, who sorts through the pack to find the one for her. Ho-hum right? Or ... yawn? Well then wake up silly b*@#*es because she's a tranny.

The show is based on a UK version of the shocking series, which aired in 2004, and was followed by a slew of lawsuits. The suits, though, were settled out of court, and went on to show internationally. Because what the world needs now is sexual confusion ... sweet sexual confusion.

We have so many questions about this, we don’t even know where to begin. How do the men find out? Who wins? And what does he win, exactly? What does s/he win? And how does “Miriam” feel about this? How does Cameron Diaz feel about it? Is this going to make me hate human existence less or more than "Flavor of Rock?" Is Eddie Murphy involved in any capacity?

All questions to be answered on the next ... "There's Something About Miriam." Now blow a kiss towards camera and be careful in those heels.

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