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Larry Craig: "Scooty-Overy"

August 30, 2007

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20070830_bathroom_320x240.jpg Just a quick note before the weekend. You should probably check out some of the "dramatic re-enactments" of the Senator Craig failed bathroom pick-up.

And also, a quick quote from the Senator, from the police report.

"I sit down to go to the bathroom, and you said our feet bumped.I believe they did ... because I reached down and scooted over and the next thing I knew, under the bathroom divider comes a card that says 'police.'…I am not gay. I don't do these kinds of things." – That's your elected official, Republican Senator Larry Craig, folks.

And there's nothing better than a creepy old man talkin' about getting comfortable and settling in while he's on the can.

Genius.

We think his problem was that he wasn't wearing the ass-less chaps. That's the key to a good bathroom pick-up. Have a good weekend gang, we'll be back on Tuesday.

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