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When Bears Attack

August 17, 2007

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The genre of the megatronic dance medley just got a new lease on life. Say hello to Bearforce1, a boy band from the Netherlands who replace the word boy with the words hairy and beefy. According to their web site, the dynamic foursome are the worlds “first true ‘bear band’”.

So in the spirit of Tiger Beat, let’s meet the boys from Right Said Fred … I mean ... Bearforce1:

There’s Yuri, perhaps the most muscle defined bear. He knows martial arts but chooses to kick ass “in a whole different way.”

Robert show your face! Meet Robert, the unofficial lead singer as far as we’re concerned (think Ralph Tresvant but shorter, hairier, and gayer). Rob’s passion for music was handed down from his grandmother, who sang for the Belfast opera.

Peter, just like two of the other four members, is bald. He studied to become a bishop but we assume the lack of hair became too much of an impediment -- or the gay disco thing. We can’t beat the copy on the Bearforce1 site (try as we might): “Now he raises spirits on dance floors.”

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