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David Phillips: Larry Craig almost gave me Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

October 25, 2007

20070828_craig_320x240.jpg That Larry Craig. The guy is blogger gold. He just can't help it.

The problem with having anonymous sex when you're in the public eye, see, is that it's not really anonymous...and that must really bother the good Senator. Who's totally not gay, by the way. He keeps saying it.

And so, this afternoon, a guy named David Phillips (tell-all book forthcoming...) gave an impossibly graphic description of a sexual tryst with Senator "Scooty-Overy" on Wonkette. Wasn't everyone kinda waiting for this one? The "I totally did it with that guy on the news" run of bad luck about to take over Idaho's news cycle?

We are certain, absolutely certain, that this will now spawn a rash of "me too" blog postings over the next few days. And we can only hope they look like David Phillips, who -- interestingly enough -- was first runner up in DC Metro Weekly's 2006 Coverboy of the Year contest.

Seriously, though. If you're going to read the "Wonkette" article -- take a deep breath first. The description is impossibly...well, it's not necessarily well-written, but it is graphic, and weirdly titillating if you're into old closeted dudes, and the phrase "you don't know me, this never happened."

Also -- apparently we're not the only ones traumatized by Larry Craig's voice on television.

 

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