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Oddest Book Title Award Winner

March 28, 2008

book-covers-320x240.gif''If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs'' has won the Diagram Prize for the oddest title of the year, The Bookseller magazine announced Friday.

It is odd, but if we had been voting we certainly would have chosen one of the runners up: ''I Was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen'' or ''Cheese Problems Solved.'' Our cheese problems are just really out of control.

The title joins a pantheon of past winners, including ''Weeds in a Changing World'' (1999), ''The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories'' (2003); ''Bombproof Your Horse'' (2004); and ''The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification'' (2006).

"The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories" is the most excellent title ever. They should make a movie out of that. And we would hang the poster up so we could look at it everyday.

 

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