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Goodbye George

June 23, 2008

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georgecarlin.jpgSad news for irreverent humor enthusiasts: George Carlin died of heart failure yesterday at 71. Some may not remember (but we do) that he played a gay neighbor in The Prince of Tides. He said in an interview on that topic, "I've always admired gay humor. It's bittersweet, bitchy, to-the-point and honest. So that was already in me somewhere."

In honor of how many times he made us laugh, here a few more of his wittisms:

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people; they have no closet to come out of. In fact, I imagine if you were gay and homeless, you'd probably be glad just to have a closet."

"When a masochist brings someone home from the bar, does he say, "Excuse me a moment, I'm going to slip into something uncomfortable"?"

"It is now possible for a child to have five parents: sperm donor, egg donor, the surrogate mother who carries the fetus, and two adoptive parents. It renders the statement "He has his mother's eyes" rather meaningless."

"The new, modern Swiss Army Knife has an ear-piercing tool and a roach clip."

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