BreakOUT News

No Mystery To Food Detectives

July 30, 2008

tedallen.jpgWe watched the premier of Food Detectives on Food Network last night and were... bored. Which was not what we expected or wanted to happen. Because we really like Ted and think he's funny and cool and handsome. And we love food shows (even though they make us terribly hungry).

Maybe it will get better as things progress but the initial episode was completely banal. Mainly it was the topics they covered:
1) The 5-second rule (can you drop food on the ground and still eat it?)
2) The odor-fighting power of baking soda- does it exist?
3) What can you do to battle an over-spiced mouth?
4) The caloric value of celery.

We're not geniuses, but we pretty much knew the answers were:
1) No (well you can, but it's gross).
2) Yes.
3) Milk.
4) Not much.

So there were no surprises. Is it for kids or is this just another example of the dumbing down of Americans and maybe the Food Network in particular?

 

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)






 

Send to a Friend

E-mail this entry to:


Your email address:


Message (optional):



Dennis Hensley

Driven to Distraction

A weekly tally of the things that keep him from getting stuff done.

Ask A Gay Man

Ask A Gay Man

William Sledd delivers the dish from Paducah, Kentucky.

Watch Now

Recent Comments

November 20, 2008 at 11:11 AM

Dan Savage Scares Us

DBlock: "Yeah, he scares most of us in Seattle too. Do you want him? You can have him."

November 14, 2008 at 04:26 PM

Episode 8: The Naked Finale

woodcomp: "Anyone who wants to see this show again please check out TIMM TV (www.timm.de). Watch every Friday evening (OF with..."

November 13, 2008 at 11:14 AM

Election Day and Beyond

doug: "Sorry to hear this may be your last post here. I hope DRIVEN TO DISTRACTION lives on in some way,..."

November 12, 2008 at 08:58 AM

NeNe, Slimmons, Lance and More!

Paris: "If you want to see more drama than workout or the L word combined theN come to Paris Decatur..the women's..."

November 4, 2008 at 06:08 AM

Kevin Osborn "Does His Own Thing"

RoyArtenz: "Do you think that Obama is going to win because the Republicans have such a bad candidate? Why did John..."

October 31, 2008 at 11:48 PM

Queer as Folk on Logo

david hdz: "QaF is a great drama showing diverse homosexual personalities and real life conflicts. I think it's a wonderful show for..."

October 25, 2008 at 03:10 AM

Webby

Tim: "When season two of "Top Design" started, I actually liked Eddie. I was really impressed with his and Andrea's bunker,..."

October 15, 2008 at 06:08 PM

Backstage Five Seasons of Fab

Tim: "Wow... those pictures are so sentimental and heartwarming. It still hasn't hit me yet that tonight is the Bravo finale..."

Daniel Vosovic

Vosovic, a graduate of the Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC and alum of "Project Runway," shares fashion tips and trivia.

Andy Cohen

Opinionated Bravo programming exec vents

Arjan Writes

On the pulse of what's hip and happening in music.

Jesse Brune

Getting Things Done

Trainer + Chef + Hottie = One busy boy.

Guest Blogger

An OUTzoneTV favorite, someone who is sexy, smart and can not only write a complete sentence or two, but can make us laugh, cry, and get angry.