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When asked to talk about my first kiss, I had to ask which one….guy or girl? I guess I always knew I was rainbow but I didn’t come over to the other side until my early 30’s, but that’s a whole 'nother story.
So, my first kiss with a girl was in high school with a gal named Jill ( she was a cute Japanese gal), it was cute and very innocent and I still remember it today. I think there may have been other kisses at spin the bottle, but I am only counting the one I remember as I like the real deal.
My first rainbow kiss didn’t happen until after college and I must have been about 26 years old. I had a bunch of college friends over for dinner and drinks and my friend KK invited a guy friend of hers down to my pad in Newport Beach. It was funny because I felt a vibe with him but it was all new to me, so anyways everyone left after the party and I said ‘goodbye’ to this guy as well. About 20 minutes later, there was a knock at my door and surprise the guy was back for some action. We made out and had some fun, it was my first guy to guy thing and it was fun ... Those were the days.
After several weeks of drama with a splash of cooking, we come to the grand finale for Season 2 of Top Chef.
Unfortunately, I’m not really vested in either of the two finalists. I think out of all the candidates up on the block this season, the only one that I could see with the full set of skills necessary would have been Sam.
We begin by bringing back some of this season’s favorites to back up the two finalists and Betty, Michael, Sam and Elia end up back in the kitchen to help their respective leaders. The challenge … to cook the best meal in your life … is pretty straightforward, as was the final challenge in Season 1. And that’s as it should be. It’s time to see the chefs cook in a more controlled environment without any crazy constraints.

After a rough week last week, we arrive in beautiful Hawaii and everyone seems happy to be here. The vibe feels a lot better this time around, which is good for everyone. Hawaii is a great place and it is a nice place to really relax and unwind, I was actually in Ka’anapali in October when they were filming the finale. The people of the island are very warm and welcoming and they definitely have a passion for food over there. Although there are lots of tourists on the islands at all times, there were lots of “Top Chef” viewers both on the local and vacation front during my visit.
I was apprehensive going into this episode but at the end of the day, I was really very happy… it was truly the best show of the season.

After last week’s restaurant challenge and the disappointment there, I was really hoping things would get on track with the final chefs remaining. Like I said, really hoping. Since I don’t have a lot of positive things to say about this week, I will keep my thoughts direct and to the point.
The Quickfire was fine with the exception of chicken liver and chocolate presented by Ilan. We then move onto a night of drinking and head shaving after the Elimination Challenge. I definitely understand letting go of some stress after wrapping up the first part of the show and I was someone who had a big night of drinking in Vegas with Stephen and the crew after I had been eliminated from the finale. I was bummed and took it out on the alcohol, maybe not the best solution but it was readily available everywhere we went that evening.
Sorry for the delay on this latest entry but my schedule finally caught up to me.
Word up, Marcel … if you don’t win TC you can try for next season’s “White Rapper” on VH1. Of all the contestants on TC2, you have the most possible career opportunities ahead of you between becoming a Wolverine double for the next X-MEN or place on VH1.
We head into another promotion-filled challenge with Kraft products. As a true hater (in Marcel speak) of Mayo -- it is the one condiment that I cannot stand, I had a sitter when I was like 5 make me a sandwich with mayo and jelly and wow…it made me freak out and we threw it out and I think that was her last time she sat for the family.
PS: No, I was not living in a trailer park at the time

Looking for Dave's wise and witty words regarding tonight's tumultuous episode of "Top Chef"? Unfortunately, winter visited Dave and he's been under the weather. But he's watching the show and will get his commentary to us just as soon as he can. We're sure that you faithful readers join us in wishing him a speedy recovery.
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