Eric Likes Funny People

March 31, 2008

Name : Eric Turnquist
Age : 38
E-Mail address : ericturnquist@comcast.net

Actual job : Reporting Administrator
Dream job : Artist

Mother would say about this photo : Why was she cut out of the picture.

Dress for bed : Undies

Theme song : A Sorta Fairytale

Three people to meet : Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris & Augusten Burroughs... I'm sure
there would be many funny conversations going on.

Boxers or briefs : Briefs

Cats or dogs : Both

Caption for this photo : Take the stupid picture, my face hurts from smiling

Inspiration : Paint

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : Shawn Cassidy's best friend

Astrological sign : Cancer

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : get elected for Local Office then have to
resign over inappropriate behavior.

Turn ons : Friendly smile, good posture and chocolate in any order.

Would like to be reincarnated as : contortionist

Preferred airline food : Chicken

Clothing and designers : Usually always wear Banana Republic from head to toe.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : Because I think I'm a pretty good "Gay" dad

Billy and the Panda

March 28, 2008

Name : billy
Age : 31
E-Mail address : mercuryrising22@yahoo.com

Actual job : Acupuncturist
Dream job : Cowboy Gentleman

Mother would say about this photo : Holy shit! That's the best picture ever!

Dress for bed : a onesie with footies

Theme song : My Son Calls Another Man Daddy - Hank Williams

Three people to meet : Cara Jo, Ambrose Amberson, the Dalai Lama

Boxers or briefs : Secret fishnets

Cats or dogs : Derbie.

Caption for this photo : what a cute couple.

Inspiration : ride my motorcycle.

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : captain nemo.

Astrological sign : Taurus

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : be a rebel.

Turn ons : no good rascals.

Would like to be reincarnated as : a hot air balloon.

Preferred airline food : whiskey

Clothing and designers : jeans, a western shirt, fancy glasses

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I'm the nicest guy west of the Mississippi.

Talk About a Bear Hug

March 26, 2008

Name : David B. Roberts
Age : 36
E-Mail address : davidb71@gmail.com

Actual job : legal secretary
Dream job : dress up as Batgirl and fight crime

Mother would say about this photo : She is jealous as all hell

Dress for bed : shorts, t-shirt, my pugs Morgan and Fairchild

Theme song : Don't Rain On My Parade

Three people to meet : Morgan Fairchild, Lynda Carter and Yvonne Craig

Boxers or briefs : Boxers

Caption for this photo : Oh it's a koala, bitch!!

Inspiration : live each day like its my last

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : A Veterinarian

Astrological sign : Cancer

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : gossip

Turn ons : a man in nothing but jeans

Would like to be reincarnated as : David Beckham's underwear

Preferred airline food : pasta

Clothing and designers : right now creature of the black lagoon jammies-Target-$20

Reason to be Gay of the Day : It's a koala bear bitches!!!

D. Naste Has Bedroom Eyes

March 25, 2008

Name : D.Naste
Age : Well i tell them," I will be as old as you'd like to think!" hahaha naw i'd tell them my age.
E-Mail address : Trasten90@yahoo.com

Actual job : College student.
Dream job : I would love to be a restaurateur, or a fashion editor, because i have a deep love for both great food, and Haute Couture!

Mother would say about this photo : "Aw aren't you just handsome and gay"

Dress for bed : I sleep completely nude.

Theme song : Kings of Leon: "Charmer"

Three people to meet : Jeffree Star, William Sledd, and My best friend Mary Frances

Boxers or briefs : Neither.

Cats or dogs : Dogs

Caption for this photo : Wow, i must have been thinking about my first time.

Inspiration : I write, poetry, and music.

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : Actually i wanted to be an architect or an ice skater.

Astrological sign : Pisces

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Be very well dressed.

Turn ons : A man that is some what of an enigma. In the sense that he loves to hunt, and watch the movie "In Her Shoes" and be entirely content doing both

Would like to be reincarnated as : a black orchid

Preferred airline food : Pasta for sure

Clothing and designers : Thomas Pink dress shirt, John Varvatos trousers, Dior tie, and either converse or Steve Madden Strout boot, and Burberry aviators.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : To be honest i think that there has be a serious lack of Sexual Chocalate and i'm in the business of inducing serious sugar rushes. Not to mention that i'm Absolutely resplendent.

Tim-tim Recreates Jonah

March 24, 2008

Name : Tim-tim
Age : 18
E-Mail address : timirules@yahoo.com

Actual job : Lifeguard
Dream job : Work at Seaworld

Mother would say about this photo : Why are your cheeks so puffy?

Dress for bed : underdress feels better

Theme song : When you wish upon a star

Three people to meet : probably three friends. It would be weird with strangers over

Boxers or briefs : boxer briefs

Cats or dogs : woof

Caption for this photo : chomp chomp gonna get ya

Inspiration : listen to music

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : marine biologist

Astrological sign : Virgo

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : I was best dressed

Turn ons : cute guys

Would like to be reincarnated as : probably a human again. We rule

Preferred airline food : Pasta

Clothing and designers : I'm in night time clothes: Calvin Klein sleep pants and a
shirt from school
Reason to be Gay of the Day : I'm really nice and I think it would be so cool

JT and His Muffins and His Motorcycle Boots

March 20, 2008

Name : JT
Age : "Thirty Nine"
E-Mail address : jeffreytayler@aol.com

Actual job : Creative Director, Advertising

Dream job : Serve muffins and coffee to guest at my cozy Country Inn

Mother would say about this photo : How 'bout a little smile next time?

Dress for bed : "I'm in my nude." Thank you, Will Truman

Theme song : If I Only Had a Brain - Scarecrow Wizard of Oz

Three people to meet : Dane Cook, Stephen Lynch, Margaret Cho

Boxers or briefs : BRIEFS!

Cats or dogs : Dogs

Caption for this photo : Who knew I could look so good in a pastel setting?!

Inspiration : Photography and Cooking

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : I wanted to draw cars or buldings. I never
could decide which I loved more.

Astrological sign : Cancer

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Blend In

Turn ons : Versatility (in all things ;-)

Would like to be reincarnated as : "Socks" Clinton. OMG! The things I would see.

Preferred airline food : Beef. I'm a risk-taker.

Clothing and designers : Black patterned Monarchy "T" over a white AE thermal, black 2xist briefs, Guess Rebel Jeans, big ol' silver and black Parasuco belt buckle, and black Harley
motorcycle boots.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : As I near my 40th birthday, I think I'd have to say that "bitter and jaded" isn't a natural outcome of "age and experience." I've gotten better with time and really look forward to the 'next' 40 years. I'm lovin' My Big Fat Gay Life.

Amberson, The Queer Cupid

March 18, 2008

Name : dr. amberson
Age : 29
E-Mail address : mercuryrising22@yahoo.com

Actual job : gay blogger
Dream job : professional boxer

Dress for bed : flannel pajama pants

Theme song : naive melody - talking heads

Three people to meet : doug martsch, sucks porter, bruce wiest

Boxers or briefs : boxer briefs

Cats or dogs : winnepeg and aphro

Caption for this photo : bend over

Inspiration :all the best shit comes from angst, and that's easy to come by.

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : a dump truck driver

Astrological sign : cancer

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : never get married

Turn ons : gender ambiguity, subversive interests, laughs at my dumb jokes

Would like to be reincarnated as : ann richards

Preferred airline food : several bourbon and cokes

Clothing and designers : wolf shirt - thrift store ($2)

Reason to be Gay of the Day : i'm a gay that people can really get behind.

George: Lawyer? Priest? Nope, Gay of the Day!

March 17, 2008

Name : George
Age : 25
E-Mail address : superestrella125@yahoo.com

Actual job : Guest Relations Marketing Executive
Dream job : Work for BRAVO

Mother would say about this photo : "Ay, mira nomas"

Dress for bed : During the winter...with lots of blankets...during the summer...just me and the boys!

Theme song : "Unforgettable"

Three people to meet : Anderson Cooper, Hillary Clinton, Ellen DeGeneres

Boxers or briefs : Boxer Briefs

Cats or dogs : Dogs

Caption for this photo : "Redemption...another reason to be bad"

Inspiration : Retail Therapy

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : Lawyer

Astrological sign : Aquarius

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Become a Priest...fooled them!

Turn ons : Self-reliance, Integrity, Character, Personality, Charm

Would like to be reincarnated as : Giselle Bunchen

Preferred airline food : Uh, I'm a vegeterian?

Clothing and designers : Diesel pj's ( $65), JCrew T-shirt ($30), 2Xist Boxer Briefs
($30), Prada loafers ($120)

Reason to be Gay of the Day : It's 2am and I should be asleep!

This is Tom and His Favorite Green Shirt

March 12, 2008

Name : Tom
Age : my real age. 31.
E-Mail address : sfn8iv@gmail.com

Actual job : Interior & exterior restoration and design.
Dream job : What I'm doing.

Mother would say about this photo : She'd say "Oh....I thats a nice picture of you Tommy"

Dress for bed : I usually sleep naked.

Theme song : "Kiss Them For Me" by Soiuxie and the Banshees.

Three people to meet : Eric Bano, Channing Tatum, a 19th Century San Francisco pioneer.

Boxers or briefs : Briefs.

Cats or dogs : Cats.

Caption for this photo : My favorite green shirt.

Inspiration : I shouldn't really write that here.

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : I was obsessed with fountains, and would have probably been a good fountain designer.

Astrological sign : Taurus.

Turn ons : Masculinity, facial hair, effortless style, someone's scent, ambition.

Would like to be reincarnated as : A fisherman in a small Central American village.

Preferred airline food : Pasta.

Clothing and designers : That doesn't matter to me.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I was born and raised in the gayest city of America, and am trying to beautify this city even more - one house at a time.

Not a Bear, But Wishes He Was

March 11, 2008

Name : Coosh
Age : 21
E-Mail address : architrumpeter@hotmail.com

Actual job : Engineering Student
Dream job : Have and amazing adventure backpacking through Europe

Mother would say about this photo : Gay? I had suspicion of the other son, not this one...

Dress for bed : shorts...that is all

Theme song : Here I Go Again - Whitesnake

Three people to meet : My best buds: Pete, Poor, and Luke

Boxers or briefs : Boxers or neither

Cats or dogs : Dogs

Caption for this photo : Where did I put that bottle of vodka?

Inspiration : Music...I am in love with music

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : I wanted to build bridges

Astrological sign : sagitarius

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : leave the country

Turn ons : A great smile...I know I am cheesy

Would like to be reincarnated as : Grizzly bear so I can stay in California my entire life

Preferred airline food : Chicken

Clothing and designers : CK jeans, Hollister shirt, saucony running shoes

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I am one great looking latino

Isn't Idgy Handsome in Pink?

March 10, 2008

Name : Idgy
Age : 23
E-Mail address : meetme.at.themall@gmail.com

Actual job : kindergarten teacher
Dream job : doing it and doing it and doing it well

Mother would say about this photo : you look good. kiss me my child.

Dress for bed : i usually take my legs out of my pants and then hang them up in my closet next to the other pants.

Theme song : "i want to break free" by queen.

Three people to meet : i think it would be rude not to invite my friends so: 1) jade 2) maxine 3) dolly parton

Boxers or briefs : boxers. the ones my mom buys me.

Cats or dogs : neither. i'd really like a seahorse though.

Caption for this photo : this picture requires a voice over more than a caption. and the voice over would say "hey" like the fonz.

Inspiration : write pop songs in my head and then sing them to myself really quietly.

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : a dinosaur because the land before time came out that year and i didn't understand the difference between talking dinosaurs and people.

Astrological sign : libra

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : no, i wasn't.

Turn ons : when someone has really nice collarbones.

Would like to be reincarnated as : a zombie. isn't that how it works?

Preferred airline food : i've never flowin first class so i'd just take the peanuts.

Clothing and designers : i'm wearing pants and two t-shirts and a neon pink hat.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : nope.

Jarrod is a Complex Louisiana Man

March 06, 2008

Name : Jarrod
Age : 25
E-Mail address : jarrodc@aibatonrouge.biz

Actual job : Admissions Director
Dream job : Get paid to travel

Mother would say about this photo : That i am her most handsome son

Dress for bed : tight t shirt and briefs

Theme song : My neck, My back

Three people to meet : Britney Spears, Jesus, and Geri Halliwell

Boxers or briefs : Briefs

Cats or dogs : Dogs

Caption for this photo : Me and my pussy

Inspiration : Dance

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : an Airplane

Astrological sign : Cancer

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Manage the group formally known as the Spice Girls

Turn ons : Hands

Would like to be reincarnated as : an Otter

Preferred airline food : Pasta, the meat would scare me.

Clothing and designers : Gap and Diesel

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I should be the Gay of the Day because i am allways trying to represent down here in Louisiana. I like to think i am complex, loving science ficton, weight lifting, computers, dance, and reality tv!

Dickie: A Girl and Her Fish

March 05, 2008

Name : Dickie Bibtie
Age : 28
E-Mail address : sweatpants@gmail.com

Actual job : design engineer

Dream job : Traveling Laser-Light Extravaganza with DJ's and funfetti

Mother would say about this photo : Did you wash your hands after you got near
that fish?

Dress for bed : I just jump in! I dont even care!

Theme song : Have you got my money: by Jana Hunter

Three people to meet : Richard Dawkins, Dr. Steve Brule, Amy Sedaris because I
know she'd LOVE ME!!!

Boxers or briefs : briefs! duh

Cats or dogs : Cats. (period)

Caption for this photo : Girl thrown in slammer after saving frozen fish from Market

Inspiration : ... pay close attention all the time...

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : My mom said I was good a folding clothes so I decided I would do that professionally at J.C.Penney's when I grew up. Things didn't quite work out...

Astrological sign : LEO

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : never say anything...

Turn ons : enthusiasm

Would like to be reincarnated as : I dont believe in that, but for the sake of interest: I'd be a waterslide at Six Flags.

Preferred airline food : ... just the peanuts thank you.

Clothing and designers : flip-flops, hand-me-down pants, shirts I sewed together =
price of a bagel

Reason to be Gay of the Day : Each day is a new chance to be the best (gay) you can be.

Johnny Aka Princess Peach

March 04, 2008

Name to display online : Johnny Dior
Age : 20
E-Mail address : Die2knowuluvdme@gmail.com

Actual job : Im currently a student at Paul Mitchell.
Dream job : Well after school I plan to become a hair stylist for fashion/film/tv and
most importantly...BROADWAY! hehe.

Mother would say about this photo : STUPID BOY! just kidding. she'd say awww...and then preceed to copy it and send it to everyone...oh wait..she did that already!

Dress for bed : hmmm... I wear some old P.E. shorts...and a comfortable shirt

Theme song : So-Called Chaos by Alanis Morissette. She is...amazing!

Three people to meet : Alanis Morissette, Sarah Jessica Parker, and My best friend Whitney so we could enjoy their company together!

Boxers or briefs : boxers!

Cats or dogs : ..hmm tough... cats take care of themselves...but dogs are loyal.. Dogs..

Caption for this photo : The grass stained my shirt! UGH!!!!!!

Inspiration : I listen to songs..look in magazines

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : Princess Peach.

Astrological sign : Gemini

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : to be gay

Turn ons : someone who can stimulate my mind. I love having deep hour long conversations about..anything really. if you keep my mind stimulated...who knows what may happen!

Would like to be reincarnated as : A woman...so i could wear amazing clothes haha

Preferred airline food : airplane food scares me... i'll stick with my animal crackers!

Clothing and designers : ugh im so tempted to put that im wearing some hot outfit...but in actuality im wearing my PJs.. haha NOT hot at all.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : because im always gay of the day in my mind! yay!

Rene: A Rare Gem

March 03, 2008

Name : Rene
Age : I look young I get carded
E-Mail address : renesroom112@yahoo.com

Actual job : Jewels
Dream job : Jewels

Mother would say about this photo : she would smile

Dress for bed : shorts

Theme song : I love my sex LOL

Three people to meet : sexxy lads

Boxers or briefs : none

Cats or dogs : dogs

Caption for this photo : Ummmmmm

Inspiration : observe

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : pilot

Astrological sign : scorpio

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : be an achiever

Turn ons : sexxy man

Would like to be reincarnated as : The rarest gem in the world

Preferred airline food : beef,chiken and lots of wine

Clothing and designers : prada

Reason to be Gay of the Day : because I am real and looking for a BOYFRIEND