Joshua: Sweet and Nerdy

April 30, 2008

Name : Joshua
Age : 24
E-Mail address : jpwittge@gmail.com

Actual job : Billing Rep for Blizzard Entertainment. Yeah, video games. And transcriber for TheLeakyCauldron.org. Yes, Harry Potter fansite. My inner child loves my adult jobs.
Dream job : Write! I have so many stories to tell.

Mother would say about this photo : "Well, that's cute! Have you gained weight?" Never misses an oppertunity, that woman.

Dress for bed : Warm Texas night? Boxers... or nothing. Cold Texas night? Frumpy PJs for the win.

Theme song : "You Can't Stop the Beat" -Hairspray. Yeah, that's a really gay answer.
Ask me if I care. It's a song about having fun, dancing, and being who you are.

Three people to meet : Melissa Anelli, Nicole Kidman, and Eddie Izzard.

Boxers or briefs : Depends on the bottoms. Usually, boxer-breifs.

Cats or dogs : Both! Though my dog likes cuddling more. And is far more social.

Caption for this photo : You like me! You really like me!

Inspiration : A latte, a pack of cigarettes, and people watching.

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : An actor. I was amazed that you could goof around on TV and get paid to do it. Specifically, I wanted to be a cartoon. Not a voice actor, but an actual cartoon.

Astrological sign : Libra

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : We didn't do the "most likely" stuff. I got Best Actor, and was nominated for Homecoming and Prom king. So...most likely to steal some chick's crown and make a fuss about it?

Turn ons : Accidental contact while passing, really sincere snuggling, and rough make out sessions in mildly public places.

Would like to be reincarnated as : A kick boxing, smartmouthed lipstick lesbian. Or a straight guy (they have it far too easy).

Preferred airline food : Pasta. Makes you want to nap (I can't sleep on a plane for the life of me) and gives a little carb induced energy boost later (when you should be sleeping off jet lag but only want to go out).

Clothing and designers : Never been much of a label kind of guy... I worked for Gap for the longest time, so wearable, cute clothes at a decent (and employee discounted) price were the norm. The most designer thing I have are my D&G glasses (as pictured).

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I think I'm a non-conventional gay guy. Not in the usual "I'm different and I'm out there" kind of way, but I'm not some airbrushed, unatainable, Abercrombie wanna be. I'm an average guy, built big, who likes what he likes because he likes it, not because someone says he should. I wear clothes that make me look good that I can afford, I read comic books like most peolpe read magazines, I still play video games and watch cartoons, but I get to do all this and be an adult. Which, if I was being honest, I would say that a lot of guys in general would like to do. Relax and be youthful but get paid to do it and be happy doing it. No one ever said growing up meant not being able to play. I don't feel like a stereotypical gay guy at all, and I think that needs to be exhibited in the media a little more.

Good Asian Drivers

April 28, 2008

Name to display online : Good Asian Drivers
Age : 23/24
E-Mail address : goodasiandrivers@gmail.com

Actual job : Performers: Poet and Musician
Dream job : Eat Chinese food all day

Mother would say about this photo : You're too fat

Dress for bed : ready for the stage

Theme song : Travelin' Through

Three people to meet : Taylor Swift, Margaret Cho, Bush

Boxers or briefs : Both

Cats or dogs : ew, but cats if Melissa had to pick

Caption for this photo : We can drive AND jump!

Inspiration : go on tour

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : dinosaur hunter

Astrological sign : geminis

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : um, we weren't elected

Turn ons : music

Would like to be reincarnated as : a badass

Preferred airline food : something vegan

Clothing and designers : banana republic

Reason to be Gay of the Day : we're hot and people should know us because we might be coming to your town very soon

William Alexander Simon IV

April 23, 2008

Name : William Alexander Simon IV
Age : OLD ENOUGH, babay betch!!
E-Mail address : wsimon@saic.edu

Actual job : Fashion Design Student
Dream job : FASHION DESIGN

Mother would say about this photo : "Alex, your bow tie is fierce"

Dress for bed : 2xist and Ralph Lauren Pijamas

Theme song : Chopin Etudes

Three people to meet : Jean Cocteau, Elsa Schiaparelli, Cristobal Balenciaga, Marilyn
Monroe, Truman Capote, and Madonna

Boxers or briefs : Boxer briefs ;)

Cats or dogs : Dogs, preferably golden retrievers

Caption for this photo : My Style captured on film

Inspiration : Research

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : An automotive designer

Astrological sign : Cancer

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Succeed in the fashion industry

Turn ons : Preppy Boys

Would like to be reincarnated as : A Goyard bag

Preferred airline food : Chicken

Clothing and designers : Polo Ralph Lauren cashmere sweater and oxford shirt, Earnest Sewn jeans, Cin2 boxer briefs, Alan Edmonds Shoes

Reason to be Gay of the Day : Because I am a nice person!

Dan the Man

April 21, 2008

Name : Dan
Age : my real age-23
E-Mail address : dshouloose@yahoo.com

Actual job : college admissions counselor
Dream job : be a world traveler

Mother would say about this photo : I need to pray more

Dress for bed : always shorts and a T

Theme song : 21 & Invincible, by Something Corporate

Three people to meet : Hillary Clinton, David Beckham, Nicole Kidman

Boxers or briefs : boxer briefs (little of both)

Cats or dogs : dogs

Caption for this photo : god, he's a good time

Inspiration : hmm, consult the friends

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : Veterinarian

Astrological sign : Pisces

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Come out in College?..nah seriously, voted
best dressed. (Suprise, the gay guy gets that one)

Turn ons : confidence

Would like to be reincarnated as : a bombshell victoria's secret super-model

Preferred airline food : pasta with chicken on top

Clothing and designers : Express dress shirt-30.00, Express Wool Dress
Pants-80.00, Kenneth Cole Shoes-120.00, The total look...priceless

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I Live an interesting life, have pretty awesome answers, and my picture is kinda fun

Eli's in the Kitchen

April 14, 2008

Name : Eli
Age : 22
E-Mail address : cislocative@gmail.com

Actual job : Library Guy
Dream job : Librarian by Day, Activist by Night, Organic Farmer on the Weekends

Mother would say about this photo : are you eating enough these days, dear?

Dress for bed : depends on the weather.

Theme song : I should've been a cowboy - Toby Keith

Three people to meet : Dan Savage, Joan Didion, Shia LaBouef

Boxers or briefs : boxer briefs

Cats or dogs : small dogs that look like big dogs in tiny form (french bulldogs,
pugs, boston terriers, etc)

Caption for this photo : There's something hot in the kitchen.

Inspiration : sit on my fire escape

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : an astronomer

Astrological sign : Virgo!

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : I left high school to go to college early, so I never was voted on for anything...

Turn ons : Lucinda Williams playing in the background

Would like to be reincarnated as : a polar bear

Preferred airline food : pasta- best not to trust airline meat

Clothing and designers : calvin klein t-shirt (3 pack 20 bucks), H&M Jeans (36 bucks?)

Reason to be Gay of the Day : It's the first step in my grand scheme to become the face of the hopefully soon-to-be forthcoming Three Dollar Bill

Megan Plays the Ukulele

April 11, 2008

Name : Megan!!!
Age : almost 28
E-Mail address : glittercore@gmail.com

Actual job : Vitamin seller by day, bartender by night.
Dream job : Be paid to be myself, professionally

Mother would say about this photo : Did you shave before you put on that tube top? Oh wait, that's a different picture.

Dress for bed : Generally i take everything off as quickly as possible and then do a running leap into bed.

Theme song : An improvised tune with ukulele accompaniment and words by me.

Three people to meet : comedic idols edition: Lily Tomlin, Amy Sedaris, and Tracey Ullman

Boxers or briefs : Boxer briefs are the most brilliant invention.

Cats or dogs : Both when I am old, either when friends have them, neither right now.

Caption for this photo : I bite you with my sassy teeth.

Inspiration : What don't I do for inspiration? I can get really excited about just about anything

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : an artist

Astrological sign : taurus

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Not most likely to anything, but I was voted friendliest. seriously.

Turn ons : Good food and gay porn. Or some combination thereof.

Would like to be reincarnated as : a tree.

Preferred airline food : complimentary cocktails.

Clothing and designers : It's laundry day, and I am wearing an indigo girls t-shirt. which is actually kind of embarassing.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : shiny things. there's really no better reason than that, right?

Brian... Purple

April 09, 2008

Name : Brian
Age : 23
E-Mail address : Brian_Breton@student.uml.edu

Actual job : Student Teacher
Dream job : Become Top Chef

Mother would say about this photo : Shave that soul patch

Dress for bed : seductively

Three people to meet : Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones, &Karen Walker

Boxers or briefs : Briefs, Boxer Briefs, and Square Cuts

Cats or dogs : Dogs

Caption for this photo : Work in Progress

Inspiration : I dance around my dining room until something comes to me

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : Vet in an animal hospital

Astrological sign : Capricorn

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : be successful

Turn ons : playing hard to get...I love the challenge!

Would like to be reincarnated as : someone who knew better! haha

Preferred airline food : how about all three?

Clothing and designers : Express...they make 80% of my wardrobe

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I should be the gay of the day because I'm fabulous.

Trouble Looks So Innocent

April 08, 2008

Name to display online : Trouble
Age : 27
E-Mail address : sashaporter@gmail.com

Actual job : cabinetmaker
Dream job : be a full-time hobo

Mother would say about this photo : ooh la la

Dress for bed : plaid shorts, trucker hat, socks

Theme song : Fox in the Snow

Three people to meet : Do pets count?

Boxers or briefs : yes

Cats or dogs : yes

Caption for this photo : Gayest Picture Ever

Inspiration : hop trains and live on boats

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : a marine biologist

Astrological sign : Cancer

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : Try to start the revolution

Turn ons : I like to prey on the drunkest, youngest girls at the bar.

Would like to be reincarnated as : a unicorn

Preferred airline food : bloody marys

Clothing and designers : Stuff I found in the trash

Reason to be Gay of the Day : I currently hold the title "America's Next Top Gay"

Caroline and Her Shiner

April 07, 2008

Name : Caroline
Age : 24
E-Mail address : idontpumpgas@msn.com

Actual job : Crew Member at Trader Joe's
Dream job : Be a kickass hair stylist.

Mother would say about this photo : "Caroline, I see that you are smoking a cigar in this picture and I hope that you don't smoke a lot. But orange is a good color on you. Do you need any money? Call more often, will you please? Take cabs home from work if it's late at night. Is your neighborhood safe enough? Send me a text message when you get home. Ok I love you bye."

Dress for bed : I strip down to my dainties, thank you very much.

Theme song : Gin and Juice. Jay kay you guys, really it would be Let's Make Love and
Listen to Death From Above by CSS.

Three people to meet : Dennis Kucinich, Amy Poehler, and Neil Diamond.

Boxers or briefs : On me? Depends on my mood and outfit. I own and wear both. On the ladies? Oh hell I like both on you, too. It's just hot to see a little of the waistband above your pants.

Cats or dogs : As other people's pets I like both, but for myself definitely the kitties.

Caption for this photo : Jenna punched me in the eye for my costume.

Inspiration : Walk. For long periods of time, with my headphones on, and with no agenda or planned destination. I like getting all transcendental, walking a new route through an otherwise familiar neighborhood in Manhattan. I have to remind myself to look up sometimes and see what there is to see.

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : A teacher.

Astrological sign : Sagitarius, but I don't know anything about what signs mean.

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : We didn't have that in our yearbook, but in fifth grade I was voted best speller and that pretty much carried me through to college.

Turn ons : a really distinctive face - not generic beauty, INTERESTING beauty.

Would like to be reincarnated as : I would like to be a Tyra Banks.

Preferred airline food : Er, gin and tonic please.

Clothing and designers : I am wearing vintage, tagless somethingorother care of No Relation on 1st Avenue and 11th street for give or take $10.

Reason to be Gay of the Day : Can I give you four reasons? Mmmkay thanks. I have an extensive karaoke repertoire, I bake a mean ziti, I can (and will) recite any line from High Fidelity or Wet Hot American Summer, and although I can rock a dress, I spend my days wearing cargo pants with a leather holster for my box cutter.

Psycho Shower Scene

April 02, 2008

Name : Ron
Age : 48
E-Mail address : R0nnb0@aol.com

Actual job : Grandfather
Dream job : be a vet

Mother would say about this photo : OH MY GOD

Dress for bed : briefs only

Theme song : Friendship

Three people to meet : Jesus cher oprah

Boxers or briefs : briefs

Cats or dogs : dogs

Caption for this photo : Do You Mind

Inspiration : Eat

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : vet

Astrological sign : aries

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : make you laugh

Turn ons : sex

Would like to be reincarnated as : bird

Preferred airline food : beef

Clothing and designers : nike

Reason to be Gay of the Day : years before I came out

Who Follows Them Around With That Beautiful Light?

April 01, 2008

Name : Cairo Summers with LOVE
Age : 24
E-Mail address : jaydiesel21@sbcglobal.net

Actual job : Med- Student
Dream job : Stay Amazing

Mother would say about this photo : Scotty that is cute

Dress for bed : Mike's PJ, and fredos socks.

Theme song : Wonder Woman or a Oprah Theme

Three people to meet : Mike, Fredo, and Luis

Boxers or briefs : I like my cute undies...

Cats or dogs : umm i only get dogs

Caption for this photo : Cairo!

Inspiration : Give me and my friends (and random people) positive talk

When in kindergarten, wanted to be a : like the other boys, then i grew up!

Astrological sign : What!

Voted 'Most Likely To' in high school : go to jail

Turn ons : guys feet in flops or in the air.

Would like to be reincarnated as : Me again

Preferred airline food : Chicken (spring chicken)

Clothing and designers : Steve Madden

Reason to be Gay of the Day : Because no matter what you do you gotta have some
Love