Jesse Brune's Blog

My Gayest Christmas Ever

December 11, 2006

SOOOOO.... I am officially feeling the madness of the holidays! This year I am particularly torn, mostly because with everything going on, starting a new business, moving, all that jazz, I often find my bank account lacking in funds. So now I have to start considering how I will meaningfully yet inexpensively start gifting all of my loved ones.

Luckily for me I love to bake, and Christmas just ain't Christmas with at least some baked goods, so EVERYONE expect brownies.

I have never been a great reciever of gifts. I mean... what do I really need? I got my health, my dog, my car, my career, an awesome family, some great friends... it's a pretty full plate of fortune. My favorite gift today remains the big box of underwear, socks, and v-neck t-shirts (my signature shirt) that my mother sends me EVERY YEAR. It will never matter how much money I make or where I am in life -- one thing I can always depend on is new undies from Costco.

A couple years ago I started to ask people to make a donation in my name at the charity of my choice instead of buying me something that I would love, but not necessarily need. However, self-help books, incense, and the occassional complimentary yoga class always seem to find their way into my stocking.

I have not gone home in 7 years for a holiday. Please don't think that it has anything to do with my family... but up until this last year, I was waiting tables and was always the guy who stuck around to pick up extra shifts so everyone else could go home.

This year is different. I am making a trip up to Seattle -- Yes, JESSE'S COMING HOME!

Oddly enough, most of my family will be gone. My Ma is going to visit her hometown, Charleston, South Carolina ... and Dad is going to Japan to spend the holiday with my stepmother's family. My little sister, Bethany, is finishing up cosmetology school and doesn't really get a break from classes. I mean, you know how beauty never sleeps ... and spending Christmas alone is no option so we decided the best thing to do, the ONLY thing to do is for me to stay in her closet sized studio located in the Farmer's Market and have THE GAYEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

You see, I came out when I was fifteen. My li'l sis was only twelve, but still, we were inseperable. She followed me everywhere. So basically, at a very young age Bethany learned everything she needed to know about the world from drag queens, lesbians, and homos. Now, it's rare that Bethany has a friend who isn't in some way, at least a little gay. She is no fag-hag ... No no no. She is a gay magnet. In high school, it seemed that every gay youth in the greater North West area found my sister to help guide them through the coming out process. She knew where to go hang out, where to go shop, and would always kick someone's ass if they even thought of calling you a fag. It doesn't hurt that she looks like an Olsen Twin with huge tits and a shapely behind. The gays tend to like pretty things, and my little sister is very pretty.

So this Christmas, instead of gathering around the fire to sing carols, we will make a stop at our grandparents house -- then head directly to the movie theatre to watch "Dream Girls" -- then straight, or more directly to Capital Hill to sing karaoke showtunes, and maybe one holiday standard at whatever gay bar it is that Bethany is most popular at right now.

Though it may not sound like your traditional family Christmas, we always make do. I can't imagine a better way to spend the holiday then proudly standing next to my sis on a make-shift stage singing duets from "Rent" and "Les Miz." Who knows? Perhaps it's a new tradition beginning to take shape.

So if you are in Seattle for this holiday, keep your eyes and ears open ... chances are you'll find me and Bethany bar hopping on this wonderfully joyous day.

Blessings to ALL!!!!! xxx, Jesse

Comments

Victor H Sanchez wrote:

HEy this is my first time commenting... I must say you were my favorit person in the whole show.. You are avery cool person I can admitt to having a total cruch on you . WIsh i could meet you.

posted at November 30, 2006 05:00 PM

Daniel Jay wrote:

Hi Jesse,
Merry Christmas to you and your sister, and Jasmine too.

posted at December 1, 2006 01:31 PM

Doug wrote:

Hey Jesse,
I loved you on Work Out. I love reading your blogs. By the way you are a total hottie. The xmas you have planned with your sister sounds like a blast!!! Enjoy! I'm looking forward to seeing you in the second season of the show. Good luck with everything.

posted at December 1, 2006 06:47 PM

Bobby wrote:

Jessayy,
As much as I love Christmas, I still haven't figured out how to spend it belting out show tunes in gay bars--sounds like fun (my mom has chronic empty-nest issues, but she's still pretty cute in her red plaid holiday skirt, so I keep going).

Bring a sweater to go with your Costco undies, it's chilly up here. Brownies are perfect.

Love the blog. Hot Seattle boy.

Peace.

posted at December 3, 2006 10:47 AM

Greg wrote:

Jesse,
You are so "Down to Earth" and Fabulous! My partner and I were just out Karoakeing the "Show Tunes" last night and talking about our Christmas Day plans of seeing Dream Girls! Typical Homos?? Not us!!! :-) Might have to make a trip to Seattle and "run" into you later this month. You Rock Girl!!

posted at December 5, 2006 10:15 AM

Lynn Sherwood wrote:

Jesse... I can't wait for the new season to begin, and I have to say YOU were the absolute most handsome, honest and decent person on your show. I was so angry when those guys crashed your employer's pad and got you in trouble. You tried to do the right thing and it was TOTALLY not your fault! You should be the gay man of the year!! Thanks for everything you do to please.

posted at December 7, 2006 02:43 PM

Daniel Jay wrote:

Heyyy.. you didnt have that gorgeous picture of yours earlier.. man! you're hot!!!

posted at December 8, 2006 05:48 PM

Franklin wrote:

Just wanted to say I feel you on the cash-in-the-bank situation! I told my family they were all getting "Dollar Tree" gifts this year. lol, It's hard to hold two jobs (both of which are restaurants), go to college, and study for exams. But I'm making it.

I hope you have an excellent Christmas with your sister! I know I can't wait to get home to see my nieces and nephew this holiday season.

And if something happens where you feel sad. Just smile and be thankful your home state is not mine. lol, Cheers.

posted at December 12, 2006 04:15 AM

parker wrote:

1st of all LOVE da new pic ... I didn't think u could be any hotter but DAMN !!!! Just wanted to say I hope you have a great holiday with your sis and can't wait to see u on the new season of work it ... Much love and respect ... Parks 8)

posted at December 12, 2006 10:26 AM

chris wrote:

how funny, NOW i know where i know u from, ur from seattle, like me! been watching workout and kept telling my bf i knew u from somewhere! well i'll be home in seattle after christmas, so lets meet at manray on thurs 28th at 11! happy holidays and see u soon... chris

posted at December 15, 2006 04:37 AM

Adam wrote:

Mr. Jesse-
Wishing you the GAYEST Merry Christmas ever as well as a Happy New Year.

posted at December 20, 2006 11:44 AM

Ryan wrote:

Jesse, come to Minneapolis and get out of the Rain, and come into the snow.:P....anways..I think you are a great looking guy..bla bla bla..I actually considered personal training as a career, but I changed and am a boring accountant..have a festive holiday season.

posted at December 21, 2006 12:20 AM

Mary Dunaway wrote:

Hey I went to school with Bethany. I loved that show(although I haven't seen it laetly-is it still on?)and when I first saw you on it I was like hey I know him but couldn't figure out where-then after about 30 minutes it clicked-wow I must be blonde. Anyway tell Bethany Mary says hi-you both look amazing as always.

Happy Holidays

posted at December 22, 2006 03:18 PM

Rachel Ann Santos wrote:

Jesse Brune!!! I have to say you are still as HOT and funny as ever :P Now, question is...do you still remember lil Rachel Santos from Mr Giles' choir class way, way back in the day? That was quite a while ago, wasnt it? How was CalArts? Okie dokie - well I hope that you are taking the best of care, Mister. I look forward to seeing more of you in your future projects. Keep a lady posted somehow, will ya??? Or will I have to check this page every now and then to see what you are up to? hehe. Ohhhh Jesse, Jesse...Stay hot and happy holidays! - Rachel

posted at December 24, 2006 12:35 AM

Chef Toomey wrote:

Hey you...are in Studio City now? I know that you are all famous and fabu now, but did you already forget about the 6am Garde Manger demo set ups? I hope you are well and that this gets to you...I too live in Studio City now, bought a place. Have a great New Year! Can't wait to see you on the next season...you are sneaky...you didn't even tell us!

posted at December 27, 2006 04:15 PM

Anson wrote:

Hey jesse, did you have a good Christmas this year? Hope you did!
Just want to tell you that you look gorgeous and fabulous everytime!

posted at December 28, 2006 08:58 AM

Rodney Lee Huffstickler wrote:

Jesse,
What a wonderful thing to say about your sister. I can tell how much you both love each other. I was a blast to see you in the first season of Work Out. Hope to see more of you in the future. A late blesses Christmas and a Happy New Year to your family from me.

posted at December 29, 2006 06:06 PM

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