Jesse Brune's Blog

Fitness Don'ts

April 06, 2007

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Crash diets and cigarettes tend to be the most effective way of losing the weight. A great friend of mine, may she rest in peace, tried this grapefruit, raisen, and laxative diet. She lost over ten pounds in one week! As far as fitness is concerned -- try sprinting on the treadmill after wrapping yourself skin tight in plastic wrap, then top that with a full body sweat suit. After your run, head straight to the sauna, fully clothed.

So -- say good-bye to yummy treats ... and water... and hello to a new, thin you.

*Do not actually try anything suggested here. The above information does not portray the fitness beliefs that Bravo television or Sky Sport and Spa support. These are simply the rantings of a mad man who hasn't been able to have the amount of sugar he wants as a result of too many fat jokes thrown at him by Brian Peeler.

Comments

chris Jeffrey wrote:

Jessy, I think the show is great and as far as you being fat.. umm I think your hot they way you are and diets are a way of life ...trust!

Nous wrote:

"thrown at him by Brian Peeler."

Haha. Excellent.

Ann R. wrote:

I watched an episode and saw the dedication memorial to Doug and I thought what? Then I watched again, perhaps out of sequence and wondered what was going on, no one seemed to be mourning. Did anyone go to the hospital? He said he was depressed in the birthday episode and it had all the forebearings of doom, he said that his parents had died young, I beleive he even said that he wouldn't have another birthday. It was so precognizant and sad. So shocking to find out that he actually died. We never know what we say to someone may be the last thing we say to them. Sometimes reality TV is too real, or perhaps too editied. I do hope that Doug's passing was more heartfelt than the series projected. I know nothing more than what I see on the TV-but the situation seemed so sad. On an upbeat, I love the series and can't get enough of what all the trainers are going to do next. For the most part, I find it outrageous and fun.

Elizabeth wrote:

You are not fat or Chubby. Your just cute. Your the little brother that a person has never had. You did make me giggle when you didnt want to take off your shirt at the beach. My chubby sons do that when they are around the swimming pool.
Your sooo cute!

B wrote:

PLEASE explain something. WHY are all the handsome men gay or married?

jesse wrote:

u r amazing and if i had half your attitude i may be a much better person keep up the great friendships and spreading the love. much love from JESSE FREETATGE

Sandy wrote:

i love you.
:)

P Ruff wrote:

seriously, brian's body fat was like 8.4 %? I mean seriouslY???? I would have put him at 20 something. what it comes down to, is you're hot, and he's not. get over it brian!

Jo wrote:

That was funny Jesse, I'm trying to diet as well and I want sugar....I'm so addicted to sweets. It's very hard to leave them behind, but you look great on tonight's reunion show!

chris wrote:

hey, there is no other best way on losing weight except to change your whole life. It is not just diet and its not just exercise; its the mind and body at one!

Kim wrote:

What is Mega Green Powder, and what does it to for the body system?

jesse wrote:

Over all, I think that all the trainers have there own way of doing there job as trainers that they are. In my opinion, the whole season with all the trainer, it touch me in a very big way that it made me a different person in every single way.And as for you JESSE you look so good in shape or out of shape you still smoking hot!!! :0)

eric wrote:

Listen Handsome! You are not fat you are so sexy it hurts! I love you and think you add so much to the show that I really enjoy watching because of you.
Thank You for being who you are!!!!!
Love,
Eric

Billy wrote:

Jesse, you are not fat, and the other loser trainers that say you are fat, or have a fat ass, or any other rude comments, they are just stupid, becuase I mean look at you, YOU ARE SO CUTE!! adorable, just the kind of guy i wanna be with!!

manny wrote:

Wow what can i say bro i totally like you .. you rock and i love that your sooooo real .. what up you sooooo hot you are.. i would love to meet you :)

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