Alex reads a letter that Richard left behind to Jamie and Carla and they all cry. Geeze, everyone is seriously emotional this season.

Jamie’s the last remaining member of Team Rainbow and she’s fine with that. To be honest, we’re fine with that too. The smore was ridiculous. Not that we don’t wish there were more gays around for longer. We do, but we also want them to be smooth-cookin’ gays.

Rocco diSpirito is not a real Italian but close, according to Fabio.

When we realize it’s a breakfast challenge, we’re stoked, because we love breakfast a lot. What?! Jamie says she doesn’t like breakfast. Seriously, girl, try to stay in our good graces.

So the Quickfire is a breakfast amuse bouche and Rocco says use bacon, please.

Jeff is nicknamed Don Johnson by Richard. Also Richard thinks Leah has a nice rack. Is that appropriate because he's gay? He really reminds us of some skeezy gay guys we have known.

Melissa’s bangs are so weird. Grant Achatz – molecular gastronomist shows up to school them in the Quickfire.

Padma thinks a chef needs to learn how to roll with the punches.

They have to remake a Top Chef Cookbook recipe for the Quickfire. Then half way through Padma comes in and yells stop – we want soup instead. Ha, ha, that's a good one.

Carla feels like MacGuyver when it comes to soup. Jaime could make soup everyday for the rest of her life.

Richard is sad about the breakup of Team Rainbow. We should be too, but we’re glad that Team Rainbow now consists of two experienced chefs. In fact, Jaime kicked ass this week.

Fabio thinks this is a game of Super Mario Brothers – he’s going to take home the princess. Ummm…

The Quickfire – a dish that New Yorkers spend over a hundred million dollars a year consuming. Our first two guesses were bagels and pizza, but no, it’s hot dogs!

Both Euros are doing panini dogs. We’ve always thought of panini’s as faux-European café food.

Carla’s so tall with eyes that are always wide open. She’s kinda weird, hence we automatically like her.

Richard’s inner queen wants to know what Padma is wearing! So he’s kind of bearish on the outside, queeny on the inside.

The Quickfire will also be an elimination! OMG! Just kidding we already knew that because of the preview. But it’s still totally intense.

Okay, with all that business out of the way, let’s get down to our real interests. Who are we into so far? We’re totally riding blind with these judgments. We just watched their 60 second bios and made up our minds based solely on that. Of course, we reserve the right to change our minds later, but it will be interesting to see who lives up to our expectations.

The beginning of the episode has Nathan and Preston both without shirts on. They should have used those shots in the previews. Oh wait, maybe they did. Then they're all running around shopping and taking naps in the car in between stores. Poor, tired bunnies.

Nathan buys a sarcophagus-like trunk. Ondine is much more organized in her shopping and we're proud of her for that. Preston looks good in those aviators.

Are you guys sad that Eddy-weddy had to go home on his birfday? We are definitively not sad about it. Sure, we’ll even grudgingly admit he had some talent. But who cares? He was irritating to the max. Let’s start back at the beginning.

It’s Eddy’s birthday. Preston’s not one of the three bananas or whatever.

Their challenge is to design one room in a townhouse. They get to do the rest of the three bedroom house if they make it to the final. $85,000 budget for the whole house, 20,000 for the first room. Geeze Louise.

Andrea gets flowers and a poem from Ricky Schroeder. She is quite homesick.

We’re glad Ondine is still in it. She just seems cool.

If we hear Eddy talk about how he knows everything because he works at Martha Stewart one more time…

A Pop Design is thrown at them. And it seems really easy. And sort of boring.

Nathan’s sad that Wisit left. We are too. We already miss that little guy. Who will sing arias for us now?

Just six designers left. The challenge is to design for the year 2108 – the room of the future in raw three wall spaces. They get carpenters, $7000 and two and a half days. Oh what we could do with $7000.

Lobby for the golden clone is Eddy’s idea. “Two people can be beautiful and make a really busted baby.” Oh geeze. We’re into the idea of cloning, but Eddy continues to give us the heebeegeebees.

Andrea’s idea is pod housing in pink. Hmmm.

Eddie is so annoyed that Nathan won again. But he’s already so successful, that he doesn’t really care. So why are you here Eddie, if you just want to work for Martha forever?

Wisit blow dries his hair. He’s so cute.

Andrea Shroeder doesn’t have a lot of confidence. Buck up, Drea.

The challenge to create eco-friendly offices for clients. They are supposed to pay special attention to think of ways to reduce, reuse, recycle, repair etc.

Eddie’s complaining of course – everything’s disgusting and he calls his client a dork. What a blankity blank he is.

But first…What is Kelly wearing? Those sleeves and that hat are a bit much.

Eddy – Chair leg – yellow and silver, we thought blech. But the judges liked it and he wound up in the top two. Table leg - Okay it’s cool, even though he rubs us the wrong way. Judges loved it and called it their favorite word “chic.” Photo shoot leg – “I just want to do pretty,” he said. We were bored and so were the judges, they called it “granny.” Overall he was in the top. Sadly, he’ll probably be sticking around for a while and annoying us.

Wisit feels awful about Kerry’s elimination and thinks Shazia should have gone home instead. We agree on both counts. Everybody misses Big Daddy.

The challenge is to redesign bachelor pads in teams of three. They get $10,000 and will be doing lots of shopping. They’ll also get the services of painters, wallpaper hangers, seamstresses and carpenters.

Nathan’s going to flirt with the bachelor if he’s hot. Good idea.

Eddy, Natalie and Ondine get James the law student and decide to make him a design that is “pantry dropping chic.” They must repeat that phrase twenty times through this episode and it starts to get very annoying.

Nathan, Shazia and Preston get Eddy who has a million pairs of shoes and wants something simple, classic and conservative.

Andrea, Wisit and Theresa get Obi, a web producer who wants a modern feng shui look. They go with the term “masculine zen.”