Kenley Escapes

September 25, 2008

Now that Kenley has become the villain of Project Runway, we're sure we're not the only ones who think this should have been her aufing episode. As someone in the office said while watching Suede go, “I wanted him to be out so may times but not this time.”

No one was surprised to see Joe go. Including us.

Their challenge is designing for each other and they must each create a look inspired by a specific musical genre.

They get paired up as follows:

Suede for Jerell (rock n roll), Kenley for Catpower (hip hop), Korto for Suede (punk), Jerell for Kenley (pop), Catpower for Korto (country)

This is going to be crazy and hard, but fun.

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Evening Gowns For Infants

September 18, 2008

Well, that wasn't quite what the challenge ended up being but good guess Catpower, it was pretty close. This episode marks that point in time where we are so freaking close to the end that we are both excited and sad. The episode also marks our "had it up to here" line with Kenley's egotistical smack talking. Enough already. We get it. You think you're better than everyone else.

So the special ladies and they're college graduate daughters show up and the designers are relieved that they don't have to design old lady dresses.

Korto's a "hip mom", so she thinks she'll do okay. We bet you are and we know you do.

Catpower gets stuck with a schoolteacher and her overbearing mother. Ugh. At one point the woman tells her, "If we tried this on in a department store, we'd look for something better."

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It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go Wrong

September 11, 2008

Two jerky jerks that is. Terri and Keith were busy competing for an award for biggest a-hole while everyone else was out designing awesome outfits. Well, everyone but Blayne and Stella. But we sorta love them anyways.

“Will I miss Stella? No.” – Terri right at the beginning of the episode. Geeze.

The previously eliminated designers show up. Those left will be working with them as teams of two to create an avante garde look inspired by astrological sign of one member of the team.

Terri hates Keith. And she’s being a biyatch. We used to like her. So that blows.

We’re glad Jerry’s back. We really liked him and we barely got to hang with him.

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It's Hard To Leather Go

September 04, 2008

This was an intense episode. Kenley cried a bunch, we had to say goodbye to Stella, Diane von Furstenberg was around a lot, we saw some model skin, and Catpower won again. Phew, let's all just take a deep breath and start from the beginning.

Stella doesn’t know how to make coffee… in a bikini.

Blayne hopes the fashion legend is Mary Kate… we're pretty sure she's only legendary as a baby twin.

Diane walks down a long staircase to greet the designers. Kenley cries and cries.

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