Supermodels Never Say Die

January 25, 2008

Okay, let's just start this off by saying we didn't think it could get any gayer. But it did.

This show is gayer than straight dudes wrestling in their underwear, until they decide it's time to begin licking one another. Again. Oh wait...

There's something about it, though, that has to be freaking out squares all across this country. Also, the grandparents of everyone who's on the show. It kinda freaks us out. It's a little like watching "The L Word" with your Dad. We almost wish we had an adult around the offices to put a pillow over the screen for a minute.

Real quick backtrack: Last week, this blog was written by some gay dudes. And there has been a bit of a kerfuffle at OUTzone HQ about the line: "These are the ladies we want to go play in the surf with." Mostly, this flack has come from the gay ladies on staff. So, we want to be clear. This week, we're evenly matched in our gay lady to gay dude ratio, (but not in a "Sexual Chemistry Challenge" kind of match).

(Although...)

So then, just now, we got the photos. We've been talking about building a photo gallery function on OUTzone for a long time. And this pretty much...sped that plan along. We'll get it up later today and let you know.

But, here's a sneak peek:

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Make Me a Supermodel: Gayer than You

January 18, 2008

Seriously. This picture. Seriously.

Okay, so we've been watching our comrades over at Bravotv.com slave away at the website for "Make Me a Supermodel," and we decided the time has come that we share our own particular OUTzone spin on this. There's just too much gay. We thought it last week, and then we saw this week's episode. We can go through all the "this show is gayer than a..." jokes, but we really just hope that you'll fill in that blank yourself.

This show is gayer than two dudes holding hands while they're getting their asses waxed. Oh. Wait. That actually happens.

First, let's take a look at a few of the photos...

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