More Awkward Than a High School Reunion

March 27, 2008

Andy Cohen hosts and claims that he will get “the hotties to tell all.” Do they? Not really, but it was still pretty entertaining. And we thoughtfully wrote down all the best quotes (and our terse commentary) so you could sit at work and relive the experience again.

Right at the beginning, Aryn goes right for the brainy. “A lot of us forgot it was a TV show.” Really, Aryn? That’s weird. That’s like forgetting you're at work and taking off your pants.

We love Andy Cohen, the guy loves his Bravo-phrases. He tells Dom that on the show he came off as “the mayor of excuses village.” Which Dom responds to with some more excuses. (Ten points to the first reader to post the name of the original "mayor of excuses village.")

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Still Not Over Casey

March 20, 2008

We have a lot to get through, so let's just dive right in. This week, we totally saw everyone's butt. But more importantly, the beginning of the episode is terribly sad. Cuz suddenly it's revealed -- everyone is kind of a jerk!

Shannon. We totally want Shannon over to OUTzone HQ for lunch. We got to meet her at the exit interview taping this week, and the offer stands, Shannon. That girl is smart. Like, wicked crazy, nutty, smart. And mad – she seems really mad. And we don’t blame her – it does look like it totally sucked to be surrounded by Alpha males who totally can't seem to hold a civil conversation now that Frankie and Casey have left.

OUTzonetv.com: Still not over Casey.

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Putting the Gay in Goth

March 13, 2008

The episode opens with Perry telling Casey, “If I lost you, I’d have nobody to joke with, nobody to make up skits with.” That’s sort of sweet. And weird. And totally theatre-camp dorky. And then Casey did get kicked off and we were all incredibly sad. Our Editorial Lead here at Outzone has had a major thing for Casey since the beginning, and we're going to risk our jobs to bring you the excerpt we got when he was riding back in the cab from interviewing Casey yesterday:

"I think I made an ass of myself. I actually said to him that I stopped listening because I was lost in his eyes. Out loud. That happened. In real life. He was totally cool about it, and even said that sometimes it happens to him, but I think he didn't know I wasn't kidding. In person he's a lot like that dude from college who was always playing guitar and might actually be cool with making out a little, provided there's enough weed around. I'm going to take the rest of the afternoon off and compose myself. Because I admit it. I'm totally gay for Casey. You're all fired if you forward this to anyone or print it in that damn blog."

We all had a real soft spot for that guy. But as a side note, what was up with that coat he was wearing? Did he find that coat somewhere? He looked sort of like a gay Cap'n Crunch.

How will Perry cope without a clique of pretty boys with long hair to do his bidding?

Everyone seems very catty with each other this week. They’re all bitching behind each others’ backs. Remember when they used to be sweeter and nicer?

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Girls Vs. Boys

March 06, 2008

Bye Frankie. Although we felt mildly tender towards him for, like, a second, we can’t help but agree with Shannon when she said, “His laugh sounds like a cross between Fran Drescher and a dolphin in a blender.”

Remember this amazing comment when everyone starts to get all whiney with their, “Shannon has too many walls up. We don’t really know Shannon.” Duh, she’s the snarky den mother, the troop leader with a sharp tongue and a heart of gold. Leave her the heck alone. Yes, we’re talking to you - Ronnie and Tyson.

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